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Roasting so hard right now.

TIL most Funbaggers are Wack Packers.

Dwight White be clownin’

Was a presidential appointee in the Clinton Administration (the FIRST one HA!HA!HA!HA!...HO...hehheh....huh....h...) and there’s always this kind of asshole around. Usually a short-timer, as he was.

The superb RIO-unfold-to-MARIO-and-the-wink hinted what kind of spectacular finish was coming.

What did they have against the award-winning pianist?

They sold those joints in 2 liter bottles!

How to turn off most of your potential audience in one episode.

“I don’t even know if I like steak anymore!”

Mon deux

The Iannucci “fuckity fuck-fuck fuck” script backbone is dead. It died of overuse.

“That’s right, *ERIC*.”

Nice work.

Even Adam Smith would punch this guy in the face.

You can get a 2000/1 GWagen cabriolet with power everything - that actually is “so damn cool” - for 90-110k. End of any pro-D90 argument.

David Boies is really on a hot streak with this and Theranos.

“GEM. MINT. ONE-TENTH.”

GARY!

Neal Speart

Actually, it’s not. Start at the bottom, as with any job. Run for an ANC position etc, not governor, your first try. Source: did this.