Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Yes, we did. But none of us had ever tied a canoe to a car roof before, and we needed to hit the road with a five-hour drive ahead of us. It was not the time to untie the canoe and practice retying it.

Tie an inner tube to the back of a three wheeled ATV (back before those fuckers got banned for being so tippy) and let a mildly buzzed 17 year old drag you around a supposedly frozen lake and nearby snow covered field.

Boom! Roasted.

In her kitchen, visitors spend several days learning not just how to cook, but about how to realize the sort of life Mrs. Thorisson writes about online: a dreamy one, filled with food, simplicity and children.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

No comment other than, WTF!?

That was fantastic.

I was wondering if “The Matt Lauer” is now a look.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Other than my soon-to-be-raided state of Florida pension, my retirement is solely in index funds. The law of averages beats whatever some dudebro business major can do. But I bet their customers still look down on folks who play the lottery. At least the lottery player has some cool dreams about what they’d spend the…

Totally stole the show.
That was awesome haha

A man before his time.
Doing that sort of thing this past week would probably have earned him the nomination.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.