It’s crazy to think that tying his political legacy to the future success of the Sacramento Kings is not the most stupid or awful thing he’s done.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

I can’t believe they blew the “throw it off the defender’s shoe” move TWICE.

Musketeers done in by three.

“Hey, great win out there.”

Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

What’s the over/under on how many times a day he asks someone, “How am I losing to these guys?” 11?

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

Only the second-most humiliating thing attached to Hogan that Gawker has published

If Iowa would have won theirs would have said “COW LOVE” and “BOVINE DESIGN.”

Also: Caltech is nerdy. MIT is nerdy. Harvey Mudd is nerdy. Stanford is a finishing school for the Organization Kid scions of West Coast wealth and the higher-achieving members of the Mainland Chinese princeling class. (The middling ones go to USC.)

Not every day you get traded from the Florida of the Northeast to the Florida of the Southwest.

trading Chandler? Could they be any more cold-blooded?

The Boston media is now crushed that they’ve been deprived of their opportunity to write several dozen articles each week about how greedy and unappreciative Chandler Jones is, and how cheap Bob Kraft is wasting Brady’s glory years by refusing to pay his players.

Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

I believe the leaker is a low-level intern that goes by the name Barles. Barles Charkley.

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.