Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

In order to really get how sad this is you gotta know a bit about Clifford. He was a decent recruit from right next to BC and showed some flashes his Freshman year before being sidelined for all the next year with a foot injury (aka death for big men). He’s turned it around and been somewhat serviceable the past two…

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

WTF is wrong with you?

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

Does anyone else feel like HamNo is slightly disappointed any time he sees one of these clips and doesn’t have something to criticize?
Like if his form was way off, there would have been like 4 paragraphs about needing to work your core and focus on high quality yogurt.

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Let us see:

Can you narrate highlights, and do you have any catch phrases prepared? If so, there’s a job that’s due for a fresh take.

You have a soul.

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Yeah, that criminal who stalked her and then put naked pictures of her on the internet really did her a solid! Where does she get off complaining? Some bitches just can’t take a compliment.

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

We all know you use an actual notebook and one of those ink-deploying sticks, gramps. Don’t try and church it up.

I thought ‘retiring a hack sportswriter to Italy’ was the same as ‘sending Fido to a lovely farm upstate’. Disappointed to discover that I’m wrong.