goddamn.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

Going to Qatar is always a bad move.

Wow, her dick must be huge!

I just measured my hand at my desk. Why?

My god that is an incredibly punchable face.

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

Someone tell Burger King they can get 12 of your xylophone buns from Williams Sonoma for $19.99.

jesus christ, is there anything a new englandler won’t be insufferably provincial about?

Michigan’s asshole governor Rick Snyder fits into this category as well.

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

This is so good. I’m laughing so hard I’m weeping, and my wife’s annoyed with me. That last hit especially is spectacular. And the dad laughing in the background just adds to it.

That’s probably the hardest I’ll laugh for a while. That last shot where he just put his head into it and took the full force...fucking perfect.

So is the purpose of this “bounce house” type thing to concuss and otherwise batter willing children? It looks like the church festival equivalent of the country bar mechanical bull.

I’m quite the opposite type of Yankee fan. I was a season ticket holder for years. The first time I could afford them was just after college, and they were in the bleachers, because they’re cheap as fuck. At the time it was 42 games for under $400 (I think tickets were still $9 a game). I had them for almost a decade.…

As the resident Yankee fan here, this is some bullshit. I’ve never had season tickets but I usually buy tickets 6-10 times a year through Stubhub. Usually for the same area too: Field level, left field foul territory about 100 feet from the pole. Would pay $30-$60 a seat for a great view and waiter service(not to…

As someone with a degree in English Education, I’m crying like Jordan right now.