I guess I just tempered their promises with the understanding that they’re a 12-person team and that their lead designer was most-likely going to be a bit over his head with relaying what he wants to be in the game and what will actually make it into the game at release.

I’ve read the reddit thread everyone is posting…

It all depends on what your expectations are, really. I expected a Zen Garden with light survival elements that focused on exploration and that’s what I got, so I’m happy. I’m taking screenshots, learning alien languages, and generally just chilling out while discovering a unique path through the universe.

Yes and because we’ve used electric motors throughout an exhaustive list of applications we were able to use our knowledge from those applications to get to this point. Now we are at a point where we’re working out the kinks and building up a long standing infrastructure. Consider how incredible this moment is. Ten…

Because its repair that was free, took less than 24 hours, is warrantied for infinity miles and is on a nascent technology

YOU’RE one way to meet a daily posting quota, you filthy horse-loving bastard! Lemme at you! Get back in front of that screen! Hey! HEY! I’m talking to you! GET BACK HERE!

If only there were some sort of apt metaphor to describe this entire Olympics...

“unplayable” the most retardedly overused word in gaming.

everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

Stop being a dick.

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.

Relevant, from my E3 interview with director Hajime Tabata:

I hope this meme doesn’t die as long as Jason lives.

Just had to delay this one too, didn’t you Jason?

The cops thought the woman was a suicide bomber with a bomb in her backpack, so they grabbed her and her bomb-laden backpack and threw them to the ground. Six cops did this. So who, exactly, acted suicidal in this scenario? I give up. Again.

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.

It’s not like you have to click the article, read it and comment on it you know..

Send an email to Luke or the editor instead of crying down here.

you missed one

They’re trying to figure out if you’re still awake.