As many as you want. The real question is: How many coworkers SHOULD you bone?

An accident waiting to happen?

“Live Gun Demonstration”

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

Should have chosen Subway

Do we not like him? I like him.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

He doesn’t owe us shit, and maybe, just maybe, he’s not trying to be the most popular person in the world.

Reflecting on the fact I used to swim in the same meets as Phelps and now here I am eating my Quizno’s.

I’ve discovered what’s wrong with gaming these days. It’s you.

You do understand that things change during software development right? Calling it a lie is excessive and disingenuous.

Twenty five years ago I would’ve had to wait until Monday’s USA Today to be delivered to read about this. Maybe it would have gotten a 10 second report on Sportscenter at 11pm. Probably not, as they might not have the tape cut in time after NBC showed it just a few hours earlier.

Sponsored by Takata.

then you realized you were 30 and got the fuck over it. No, all jokes aside i get the irritation but I dont get the rage

maybe you should be a better dad

This is by a large margin, the most entertaining review I've read in a long time. I have not seen the movie, and will likely wait for it to hit the rental scene, but you made me actually kind of want to see it.

YOU’VE

You must be fun at parties.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”