Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

You are bad at both math and reading comprehension

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

I really hope South Park makes a Chinpokomon Go episode.

2016 is a fucking mess, Patricia.

these mortals have angered me

“Form a union against blizzard and sue them somehow”

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

I’d buy a game where this dude does all the commentary.

Investors are confused!

This is a very bad take.

The most telling part of the whole week for me was Paul Manafort’s interview on MSNBC in which he said that women are concerned that their husbands can’t afford to pay the family bills. In 2016, this is why he said women will vote for Trump.

Not really, the Quadro line is for that. This is definitely for gamers. But for VR, or multiple screens, or 4K.

It’s speculated that the crime rate drop is related to violent video games. The theory is that violent video games give the player a chance to blow off steam which then lowers the chance that they take out their frustration on others in the form of violent confrontation.

Some studies allege that there is a correlation between violent games’ releases and a decrease in crime. A source explained that this could be because people who would normally be committing crimes are inside gaming. I’m skeptical of that explanation, but it’s still an interesting question.

If everybody that played violent video games went out and killed people, everybody would be dead. Religion inspires far more deaths than video games.

Same shit, different day. I’m 32 and I’ve been playing violent games since the days of Wolfenstein and Doom on my 486. I’m not a violent person. I don’t even own a gun. Ditto for my closest friends. We’ve all been playing for decades and yet we haven’t murdered anyone and don’t own any weapons.