“in the grey Phillies jersey and reddish shorts”

Which is 450 miles south, in Southern California

It’s almost like gamers are a bunch of delusional little man-babies who live in a fantasy world. Maybe they started this bad? Maybe they were normal to begin with and separating from reality through immersion in video games pushed them over the edge?

did...did he pee his pants?

This dude is 30 years old. He’s a high school senior like I’m a god damn zebra. Shenanigans. He looks like Channing Tatum in 21 Jump Street.

What’s it like finding out a Silicon Valley libertarian-fascist type nightmare person is funding lawsuits against you?

Wendell Pierce, Bunk from The Wire, didn’t just threaten someone. He beat a woman up for her political beliefs. Oh but wait who does Wendell Pierce support? It isn’t Bernie. Who could it be?

good manners never take a break

Now that you work for Hulk Hogan is the pay better? Better health insurance? More feather boas and bandanas around the office?

how the hell does this guy jerk off?

lovely, douglas! +1

Holy shit

lol this is good +1

what if, instead, i would prefer to staple my testicles to my leg? how might i do that? with or, to be inclusive and further the spirit of this article, without cable television?

WOOOOO GO RADNOR

Ha! +1

whoever designed that jacket is a god damn war criminal.

I have a serious question about that video. I don’t want to offend anyone but it might be a little rough on some people. You’ve been warned. Here’s my question:

“This has ruined my previous vision of South Dakota as a liberal paradise where everyone is free to be free and do as they please.” — lots of people, probably.

what kind of dog is the second dog? i’ve never seen a dog like that before