my friend he can grow all the prison muscles in the world but he can’t defend against the blinding white light of pure hatred, which you have on your side

solve the zodiac cyphers you dumb fucks

if ketamine has psychadelic properties then i bought some bogus fuckin ketamine

so this is what it looks like, to me: an american baseball player will stride toward the pitcher so that when he lands on his front foot his hips are still perpendicular to the pitcher. after the batter lands his front foot, he THEN begins rotating his hips. in comparison, it looks like the japanese batters are…

the Texas Rangers will investigate the police officer’s shooting of the suspect

why the fuck are you quoting richard spencer like he’s a reliable source of information and not secretly elated about this

you know who else signed with the braves at the end of a long career of mashing dingers who also should’ve just retired?

the guy who turned post-soviet russia into an oligarchic hell hole says we shouldn’t deregulate? holy shit

counterpoint: hard sex is good and cool, the national review is old and busted; it will be two circles with no overlap at all.

They drive like real Californians: oblivious idiots.

is that bad?

I say this as a Philadephian: we are the absolute worst people on the face of the planet.

philadelphia is the south of the north

wow a white irish guy from philly who uses the n-word who could have ever seen this coming

is that good?

“Irish descent”

The real answer is that it’s affected by the gravitational pull of your mom.

are you a republican

That shark says she’s not steppin’ out but she knows what she did.

Does your wife want to smooch Ryan Gosling or something?