Hey! +1

Hey! +1

Bro that’s the real number for the real Rigobertos in North Park. Nah bro not the one in La Jolla. Nah it’s not as chill but the burritos are still pretty dope. Later brah.

Step 1. Be single and have no attachments of meaningful value.

1-11. Unless someone has a gun to your head, no one is literally forcing you to buy it.

Cats are indeed fine. You can give them funny names and they won’t get bullied like if you gave a kid a dumb name. I named my cat Waffle and she doesn’t give a fuck and it amuses the hell out of me. You can name a cat Saddam Hussein and it won’t care cause the cat doesn’t know who Saddam Hussein was. They’ll mostly…

Right, that’s sort of what I was attempting to get at, albeit in an unclear manner: that the suspension pieces, if that’s what the wheels are tethered to, need to be stronger because they’ve had a few failures so far this year that I’ve seen and I only see this stuff on Deadspin or Jalopnik. I haven’t watched much F1…

If not the tether then maybe the suspension pieces. Didn’t some dude get skewered through the legs a few weeks back when a suspension piece broke off?

I was under the impression that those wheels weren’t supposed to go flying like that. Or is it just F1 that has crazy strong tethers on their wheels? I thought it was an across-openwheel-racing sort of thing after Henry Surtees was killed by a tire a few years back.

My Torts professor had multiple choice questions that were, dead serious, “Which one of the following is the correct statement from [Case X]?” and the answers would all be sentences from the judicial opinion, BUT ONLY ONE WORD WOULD BE DIFFERENT IN EACH ANSWER.

Crotchety Old Man Spouts Off Tangential Rant in Public Place, None Shocked

Pick on someone your own size, Burke!

To: Kotaku Staff
From: Evil Roy Slade

Who the fuck taught Brittney Griner how to act? This is absolutely shameful. Embarrassing! Disrespectful! OUTRAGEOUS!

I know this is an unranked list but “Reach into mailbox, find a spider.” should have been numbers one through roughly infinity. Don’t even joke about that shit.

That, folks, is how you take thousands of slave-labor deaths and make lemonade

In what fucking world is Beaker not the #1 Muppet? This list is a fucking war crime.

Ha! +1

Pete Seeger told my dad to “fuck off” once. My dad was 6 or 8 years old at the time.

Hey look! Canada geese!