is joe flacco a elite qb?

Instead of Freddie Mitchell, the Eagles pick Reggie Wayne. Or Chad Johnson.

this is so good, Tyrone. +1

That map is a bunch of malarkey. Californians are the 2nd worst drivers I’ve ever had the misfortune of being surrounded by. Their compatriots across the Colorado River are #1.

You know, you listen to Stephen A. Smith’s argumentative logic and you can’t escape the thought that the “A.” stands for “non sequitur.”

That bat just flew through my window in America.

Doesn’t Jordan Walden do basically the same thing?

I assume your lack of condemnation of the Holocaust is a tacit approval? There is no other inference to draw.

#5 is Cody Asche!
#4 is apparently my brother if he ate about three hundred cheeseburgers

In what fucking world is The Zodiac not the #1 murderer?

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Logically, Hernandez has been and might continue to be one of those 10, or 100, and it wouldn't change the impulse…

That's funny, it's the worst moment of my life too.

The only pick up move I've ever attempted was to sit down next to the pretty girl who'd walked in the bar about an hour prior with my boss's then-girlfriend.

You're a great big god damn idiot Doug. +1

This is fantastic. +1

This list is horrible and stupid because Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law is the alpha and the omega of birdmen of any shape or size.

Not for nothing but I always thought the 182 was a reference to Rancho Bernardo, in San Diego, where they're from. R is the 18th letter of the alphabet and B is the 2nd.

"I didn't alter or even notice the underinflated balls" is a really round-about way of denying steroid use, Tom.

Richard Nixon calls Watergate cover-up allegations "Ridiculous"

That's just so everyone knows you've got a huge dong. I mean why else would you buy a truck like that unless you had an absolutely monster rig? You drive a truck like that so all the ladies will know what a serious package you're working with. That logo just says "whatever you're thinking, add an inch *wink*"