So was Hitler.

El Centro, California fought long and hard for the title of "Armpit of America" and they'll be god damned if some jackass announcer is going to take it away.

Eric Berry: Be honest doc, is the treatment rough?
Doctor: Oh no, no. Very mild. Worst case scenario it'll make you a little hoarse.
Eric Berry: [faints]

Opinions, ranked:

Colt McCoy is not something you want—he's the Hershey's Milk Chocolate bar in your Halloween bag

After all the money they paid to the ethics committee I'd hope Qatar would get to keep the World Cup!

I'd burn my Cutler jersey but I let Jay borrow my lighter and he never gave it back.

He's just real busy with studying right now, you know?

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him

It's like Derek Fisher is stepping on a Lance Stephenson rake.

I just added "MLB physique" to my Tinder profile.

That's your dream car? Are you sure you don't do drugs?

Also overheard was Marshall screaming "AND STOP FUCKING SMOKING IN THE LOCKER ROOM!" but no one really understood who that was directed at or why.

I think it's remarkable that a chronically dehydrated Senator could last so much as 30 seconds in the ring, let alone almost two rounds.

4:30 p.m. — Chiller — Take Shelter

"Protecting Seminoles?! Reprehensible!" - Andrew Jackson

No? No one? Well, it made me chuckle anyway.

I bet after this O'Brien is going to have trouble with remembrance of things past.

Oh man that's really good. +1

5 p.m. — BBC America — Patriot Games