What brutally incompetent jackass decided it was called a "Pomsky" and not the far better "Huskeranian"?

Andy Dalton runs like someone who had the concept of running explained to him by a small child

[curtsies]
[tears ACL]

12:45 p.m. — IFC — The Thin Red Line

Only God can judge me.

You should have stopped the title of your article after "Place"

What about hyper-ass corgis of any description being goofy as they are wont to do?

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Fan, deep in thought: Did I leave the stove on? I think I left the stove on. Oh well. Who cares? Maybe the house'll burn down and he'll be in it. Serves that smart ass right. The attitude on that jerk. Where does he get off telling me I've got my head up my ass? Thinks he can boss me around. I'll show him. No one…

What do you think happens first, Clayton Kershaw wins an MVP, or white police officers in America shoot another 50 unarmed black men to death?

Hey, Tom, come on. Be fair. These people are only terrible if you judge them by their actions. And thoughts. And beliefs.

If it doesn't come with a year's supply of Winstrol and 146 different EDM CDs I'll eat my hat.

That's odd. You'd think that the little guy would play on the same team as his dad.

Assuming the point of creating the burners was in fact to give people a way to submit anonymous tips, have you guys received so much as one single tip or lead from the burner accounts that led to an actual story? I know you guys will occasionally link to some burner comment as an addition to a story, but have you ever…

When reached for comment Ed O'Bannon said, "This ruling is aces, see? That Mark Emmert is all wet, see? Quick, 86 it out the back door with the dames and the hooch! I told you that Johnny Law would never take Ed O'Bannon alive!" O'Bannon then proceeded to fire a Tommy gun wildly into the air, before jumping into a…

Meanwhile, the game of baseball continues to fairly paint Ryan Howard as bad at baseball.

At least he didn't bring up his record-setting 16 balks over the course of the 1988 season. That would've been plain old awkward.

There are a lot of reasons for this, including stricter laws, new policing methods, demographic changes and the decline of the crack cocaine epidemic that drove quite a bit of crime

Hunter Pence rents VHS tapes from Blockbuster, and doesn't rewind.

HUNTER PENCE THINKS MARK EMMERT IS AN OK DUDE