Haha, that is a great gift. Though, I feel that your story would make for a great John Candy 80s movie. 

Wow, that judge is a dick. In my experience, so long as the request is reasonable and the other side signs off on the request, judges tend to nearly always approve such requests.

This isn’t that unusual. Extensions of deadlines tend to be approved by the court and/or the other party/attorney if it is the first request and the extension is for a reasonable time period.

I had to sit my parents down and explain to them why reverse mortgages are the absolute worst and why, unless you are a widow with no family, no one should ever take out a reverse mortgage.

Appointing Geitner is a prime example of Obama wasn’t as great as a president some people think he was. Was he the best president in nearly half a century? Most likely, but that isn’t a high bar to overcome.

Damn, you beat me to it. I didn't see your post before I made my similarly awesome moustache joke.

Bolton obviously is an agent of Moustachistan.

Great, the equivalent of patent trolls are going to purchase the rights of decades old songs then sue every successful modern musician that may have a similar sound, chord progression, lyric, beat etc.

This picture is great.

ICE finally liberated Bowling Green from the hands of MS 13! Operation Covfefe was a bloody massacre, but Americans will never forget the brave ICE officers that gave their lives for freedom!

Now that you mention it, it does have an Oi ring to it as well.

Crony Baloney is a great name for a pop punk band.

American Jesus was always a white Christian.

Shoooting at images of Obama at the local shooting range doesn't count as self defense. 

This is what I don’t get about you people. You blame everyone but the people most responsible. Did what you said above have an influence? Of course. But, that doesn’t explain why most people didn’t come out to vote.

Pelosi has to run for reelection in a year and a half — in a year that there will be grass roots efforts to take down the so called establishment. That isn’t too far away.

No, that Crowley could ever be defeated. But, continue to be that dense or blind. 

That is what everyone was saying about Crowley before Tuesday. 

Let me translate: “Please don’t ask me any questions that remind me of the fact that if a grass roots challenger can take down Crowley one can take me down."

What is even worse is that Trump will not do anything if a recession hits. Trump will not seek advice from anyone with the knowledge and integrity to help to create policies that will lessen the blow of or get us out of the eventual recession. He has shown that he does not like to hire people smarter than he is nor…