There’s not a snowball’s chance in Hell that Inhofe knows about Splinter.

Jail officers ignored him entirely. None of them helped him cancel the detainer or even looked into his claims, even though the jail’s own records listed Peter as a U.S. citizen.

Abolish ICE. Full stop.

ayyyye I was REALLY surprised I was the first tbh, but I’m glad someone else got it!

Why do you hate Jesus?

Pretty messed up when guns are more important than women.

I don’t see how this could possibly lead to the elimination of Roe v. Wade.

Scott Free? You mean Miracle Man? I hear he can get out of anything.

It’s the incredible Mister Miracle! The man who can escape from anything!

Maybe he’s the head of the deep state!

I read an article a while ago that basically said that the way we raise kids now teaches them that the most important thing is the outcome, not the work that goes into it. The only thing that matters is the status you gain and the grade you get. So, of course, if you believe that the only thing that matters is the…

If I were someone with a ton of money and was engaging in treason and had a vast web of conspiracy around me, I’d send my weakest links to another country to stay permanently.

LOL. Licensed Real Estate Broker here, it is a common term used by those trying to distance themselves from a Foreign Corrupt Practices charge.

You don’t have to leave negative reviews for lettuce if you just stop buying it in the first place.

IMO they’ve probably learned the lesson a long time ago. What they’re doing at this point is seeing how far they can continue with the scam without consequences. They should be fine for as long as the army of morons making up excuses for this behavior is still around.

Yep. Libtards are grasping at straws once again. This unpaid undergrad trainee wouldn't know anything of importance. 

Maybe electing a career criminal to be president was a bad idea.

I cannot wait to be bored by the news again.

Thus our daily reminder that Trump is always in total charge of everything around him—except when it goes to shit. Then it was done without his knowledge by someone he really didn’t know very well and only had one or two brief conversations with.

The cognitive dissonance required to believe that Trump is not mired in…

No, you greyed all the commenters!