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I am a huge fan of seemingly autogenerated manufacturer names like TORRAS and ORNARTO and their kinda parody of marketing

I am a huge fan of seemingly autogenerated manufacturer names like TORRAS and ORNARTO and their kinda parody of

You know who’s really having their freedoms taken away is the Tesla employees who are desperate to go back to the factory ASAP. 

Good to know you’re doing so well, thanks for the info.

What if we could read David Roth about this boy that would be great.

Sorry I am confused is this the same Elizabeth Warren that Chapo hollers about being tHe SaaamEe as Clintonite centrism?

Dear incels, this kind of crap is why you don’t get laid. It’s not your looks.

  

Um, they’re Republicans?

Facebook is a one-sided market. Its customers are advertisers. Its product is user data. Users don’t comprise a “market” b/c there’s no exchange. Just logging on to a website doesn’t make you a customer any more than walking in to a store does.

a) You aren’t Facebook’s client, dumb ass. The companies and campaigns that pay them for your eyeballs are.

After Bush was reelected, Dan Savage and the Stranger ran something about how the ‘urban archipelago’ would win the long game because that’s where the economic engines have always been and will always be.

You make inscrutable things scrutable by putting them on tv. But you have to open an impeachment inquiry if you want the press to hyperventilate enough to put it all over tv.

OTOH we do know that Klobuchar is definitely not Obama, at all.

The weather on Stupid Island sounds great

It’s a very viable alternative for the tens of millions of people who need it and use it every day.

Why even release a live action Sonic movie now?

What are the chances of primarying Pelosi? Or at least a national effort to get her constituents to pressure her?

they need to spend that entire term ripping those extraneous gears out of the system to unrig it.

It’s not just you. Everything is overwritten, rotting in pointless faux cleverness. It tries to wink at the reader for being “in the know” by referencing stuff that anyone who's read the news knows. It’s Maureen Dowd covering the NBA.