Volvo V60...I spotted one in a shopping mall this weekend and had a crisis.

No mention of the BMW i8 yet?

A real Cadillac flagship. Something to compete with the S-Class, A8, and so on. The XTS needs a model above it for Cadillac to truly confirm its new image. Also, if it ends up anything like the concepts, it will be awesome.

Pre-loaded porn on my portables would take out all of the hassle. Someone start selling this service.

Dream Drop Distance? That's on 3DS

A common mistake, instead of getting the 3DS he got the DDDs.

Like this?

Amazon honors price changes within 7 days of delivery.

<insert obligatory 'free healthcare' comment>

your Europian Tears are delicious

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

Ohhhh, this is so ironically perfect for that 50' HDTV. I just finished giving up looking for a TV for the day.

Did you read the article?

Yes, this is a hoax, BUT what is true is that Big Pharma does their clinical trials on this and other drugs in 3rd world countries where the parents are often illiterate and not aware of what they have signed, while being paid off to have their children experimented on. Some girls have died from vaccines, I encourage…

Doctors hate this one weird trick to prevent HPV, invented by a local mom.

Yeah, I'm a clear example of that. I got the gardasil shot when I was 16 AND THEN, three and a half years later, I had sex in a monogamous relationship!

Fuck. Yes.

• Seagate Momentus 1TB Hybrid Drive | $108

• Seagate Momentus 1TB Hybrid Drive | $108

Thanks for the info Shane! I think I'll go with that $108 1TB drive.

Thanks for the info Shane! I think I'll go with that $108 1TB drive.