I want studies into how the fuck he manages to stay standing angled like that.

What the actual fuck are you talking about. Just share whatever specific thing happened to you. 

I picked Bastion on attack two days ago and this guy messaged me on XBL: “No”

Man you solved bulimia too! You’re like these guys I saw on Facebook who cured the opioid epidemic by saying that all you have to do is just only take the recommended dose on the RX bottle when you get it from the pharmacy...

I think the point is that he’s worried it’s going to happen eventually and he’d rather quickly be like YO DIS DA FOOD I WANT! DAS A COW! and then yeet his family out of the store instead of standing there with his kids reading labels and sifting through all the different options. I could be wrong but that’s how I read…

Yikes... 

Calm the fuuuuuck down, homie. 

I had a buddy who did this a couple months back. He had a fully functioning base in that same spot. I had to add some barriers for him because the cooking fire/pot method of getting inside would result in some people backing up right off the ledge and dying. It was pretty cool though, you could see everyone running…

How much money do those low-level GI people make? You don’t think 14% of 18 million dollars would cover 100 people who probably make $15-$25 an hour? Obviously they’re losing money or they wouldn’t do this, I just have a hard time seeing people at the helm of something doing poorly continue to make more in a year than…

How much does the CEO make? How much do the VPs make? How about a 14% reduction of the top 14% of the company’s salary and 14% of the company’s staff gets to keep working... 

At the end of the day it’s about likes and views. You want to see that on here, YOU write it. If it gets enough views and interactions, well... that’s the biz. 

At the end of the day it’s about likes and views. You want to see that on here, YOU write it. If it gets enough views and interactions, well... that’s the biz. 

Hey NDT! We’re at least WORKING ON those other things. The Trump administration is actively NOT. In faaaact, it’s now easier to get assault weapons, and therefore easier to die that way. Cars are always getting safer - last I checked they didn’t start not including airbags for some reason. 

Mo-ho, not mo-jo. Kess-a-deeya, not kwess-a-dilla. just a PSA. This stuff is fire. My wife and I make mojo pork in our Instant Pot at least once a month. I think mentioning the Instant Pot gets us a check from somewhere if it’s on this site ; ) .

What a fucking dooooouuuuuuche. Kick that guy out of the NFL. Just be done with it. 

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You know what? You’re alright. The internet needs more people like you. And yeah, I should have just said “Durr I like butter even if it’s fake, so I disagree”. Insert *Live-Long-And-Prosper-like-phrase but not from Star Trek, from a thing that you like, unless you like Star Trek like that, then just insert that…

Daaaang, I have no control over what articles Kinja decides to put at the top of the page when I open the site. I often see posts going back as far as 2011 up there for some reason. I also happen to feel too passionately about/be too addicted to butter and pseudo-butter substitutes on popcorn to adequately express how…

I SEE IT I SEE IT I SEE IT.

No.