(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

It’s actually a cleverly designed reverse lottery for campaign funding. These families will be forced to contribute to the Yang family once they are chosen.

That’s “Griswold,” sir. 

Email: FREE DOUGHNUTS IN BREA....

Dodge is trying to figure out how to put that in a Challenger. Stretch that platform another 50 years.

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

09/10/19 Journal entry:

People are still garbage.
Maybe tomorrow?

If having a kink is good, does not having a kink equate to bad? 

Hi there JudgyMcjudgerson. So glad you’re still around to make people feel bad about themselves.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Tracer in Smash speculation coming in 3...2...

I recently did a little bit of that!

This is Jezebel.

No body thinks any of this. You cannot copywrite concepts (Battle Royale), and this is where you seem to be lost on your first paragraph.

Maps, how do they work?

The dude has zero social skills. Insults are his stock-in-trade.

I liked him in Disturbia, a film which I otherwise barely remember.