As a Canadian, I’d be totally fine if this bullshit excuse of a fellow countryman did his time in one of America’s corrupt correctional facilities. If it were up to me, I’d revoke his Canadian citizenship. What an embarrassment.

No way that happens. That’s some wild shit right there. This is America not some.....wait,

I’m all for it. Can we (Canadians)just refuse to accept him back? Just not pick him up at the border.

What else is there to do on a Marine Base in Okinawa, Japan?

“He would thus be exiled from the United States, an extraordinarily harsh consequence, preventing him from, among other things, ever pursuing an education at a college or University in the United States,”

I’m glad to know she’s making money off being hilarious AF. I DIED when she was like, “Oh, hi, Jimmy,” and then went back to talking to Chadwick.

Obligatory.

You’re not joking. I had to pause it while Chadwick was collecting himself and go run for the tissues. He seems quite well aware of his visibility in this role and takes the responsibility with seriousness and grace.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

You think? I saw the theatrical cut first and it was still pretty great.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

“Ooh look at me! I get to keep my left foot!”

d. Morehouse

Come on now. Let’s not forget about the sweet sweet release of death.

Jesus fucking christ, there is no escape from skeevy men.

You’re welcome. He did put up another post asking people to share his story, in case it inspires someone else to finally break their silence.

When your white friends want to go a Black Panther screening with you but, uh....

But knowing the U.S dumb-ass people would probably think its a museum honoring racists.

I think its time we had a national racism museum on the Mall in DC. Like the Holocaust museum it could be used to educate people about racism in America and the world. Then they can stick all those statues and shit in there. But knowing the U.S dumb-ass people would probably think its a museum honoring racists.