You should see the training you go through to become a medical writer. My documents used to be marked up with red all over every day, so it’s drilled into you to use hyphens, en dashes, em dashes, and commas in the right places over and over and over. It’s kind of like Stockholm syndrome.

You’re a friggin’ psycho!

As a medical writer, this article is complete garbage. I like—dare I say LOVE—using different kinds of dashes in all my science-related learning material (in fact, 80%–90% of all pieces I write use at least one hyphen, en dash, and em dash). They just need to be used properly. 

There should be a short dash and a long dash

Dashes ranked.

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Tahani gets it.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

I beg to differ. They’ll probably be walled up in a Costco or some type of gun store, and then they’ll all slowly kill themselves fighting over the last pair of sunglasses not made in China.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

We’re still doing this?

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

Waiting for the Houston Rockets to tag this photo and declare themselves champs because dude was in bounds.

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

What a touching tweet from Vlad to his son. Really puts into perspective how little my own worthless progeny have accomplished in their lives. I mean, sure, they’re 7 and 9, but still...

There is a Taco John’s at JFK. This is important information for Midwest transplants like myself.