those bubbles have bills to pay

this will forever alter my flight plans

*you’re x ∞ 

The only acceptable answer to this question is “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips. 

BARTOLO OR BUST

I like airport bars. I do not like barf.

“If you want to catch the episode, DVR listings have it starting at 7:15pm PT/ 10:15pm ET. The actual game is budgeted to be done around 7pm ET, but there’s a 30 minute buffer in there just in case it runs long.”

I think you still need to swap some ET vs PT action around here. That said, I just got deliriously excited…

...does he get a passing touchdown *AND* a TD reception in fantasy for that or what?! That’s like, a 20 point play or some shit.

*clears throat*

Well, actually...“The 21 Greatest Christmas Songs by Famous Artists, Ranked”

Pictured: Marlins Fans Right Now

Are we posting fat cats?! I’m here for this!!

THE CORN DOG IS ANOTHER DISTRACTION!!!

I know this article is four years old, but come on, man...the corndog all the way down at 29?!?!?!

+1

I mean, technically, that’s not how they defeat evil. That’s how they get out of the tunnels after they’ve (temporarily) defeated evil.

Lew Ford, BAYBAY!!

Really?!?! Kristen Wiig?! Come on now...