Marley and Me or GTFO

Yikes. I’ll give it a pass. Let’s have a beer and watch whatever PPV comes next. I assume it starts in, like, half-an-hour.

...you seem fun. Watching wrestling with you must be a treat.

I guessed he wandered a little Profar off the bag there, huh?!

“works”

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE ALL THE STARS?!?!?

Counterpoint:

Very on-brand for this campaign.

...your salad requires a knife?? Forget the speech, I *need* to hear more about this salad.

The Nationals really need to do something about the complete lack of production elsewhere in the lineup. Right now Danny Espinosa has the third highest OBP on the team at .316. It’s time to call up Trea Turner to play SS and start looking around for an upgrade via trade (ie: Carlos Gonzalez, Jay Bruce, Ryan Braun,…

...and I’m certain, he called everyone back into the auditorium to make that clarification, right?! To ensure there was no confusion and make sure that he wasn’t just dropping hate speech against an entire religion (like a total sack of shit) to a bunch of impressionable young college students.

I’m getting the same error for Boston and Sioux Falls.

anyone have the link to it? i’ve been digging through the comments forever and couldn’t find it...

Rollins will retain for sure. Cena almost always does jobs at SummerSlam. Dude is 3-7 lifetime at the event.

"It was almost Batman & Robin bad."

I came her to make a "No Laughing Matter" joke...y'all beat me to it, but at least I brought this with me:

...but...but...but the beer wants to be in my belly and who am I to deny it of such a warm and comforting resting space?! What kind of monster do you take me for?!

Plenty of quarterbacks do this all the time, it's fi—what's that? This was in a basketball game?

...you took the scenic route to get there, but I like it. Have my +1.