A warm soft pretzel the size of my head, with liquid cheese and hot mustard.

Carne asada on stuff. Carne asada fries, baked potates, nachos, etc... If you put carne asada on something it will take all of my willpower not to order it.

Hushpuppies are great.

I don’t know if it is from growing up on the West Coast or the fact that we never really went out to eat much when I was growing up, but I had never even heard of hushpuppies until I moved to DC after college and went out to eat at a crab place in Maryland. Manna from heaven...

I found the best part of the house!

My favorite part was finding the young clown, though I’ll never guess how it managed to know my name.

Bernie would get us a shot and a beer but I will take Joe’s beer over Trump bolting on the check again any day.

Trump promises you a free beer....

Oh what a joyful day it would be if they could distribute them in bags of DRUMS only or FLATS only. #TeamFlats !!

Hey all. Just wanted to drop in here and give a very sincere thank you to everyone who’s read the piece and everyone who’s commented below. I had to kind of talk myself into writing this, for a number of reasons, but I’m glad I did, and I’m deeply moved by the responses here—by those of you sharing your own…

Maybe Stephen King ain’t your jam, friend.  

Bill Hader is killing it out there right now.  

Not to backseat drive, but the hotter take might have been: “Lover is fucking lit!”

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

I loved is walk up song when he was with the Rockies.

El Gran Gato indeed.

Damn, even his knees have chonk.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.