It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

Tahani gets it.

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

I beg to differ. They’ll probably be walled up in a Costco or some type of gun store, and then they’ll all slowly kill themselves fighting over the last pair of sunglasses not made in China.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

We’re still doing this?

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

Waiting for the Houston Rockets to tag this photo and declare themselves champs because dude was in bounds.

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

What a touching tweet from Vlad to his son. Really puts into perspective how little my own worthless progeny have accomplished in their lives. I mean, sure, they’re 7 and 9, but still...

I weep that Taco John’s does not extend their tacoist empire to the pacific northwest, but I shan’t turn my nose up at our local-ish runner up Taco Time. 

There is a Taco John’s at JFK. This is important information for Midwest transplants like myself.

That initial falsetto portion really caught me off guard.

Finally, Olés are served in a small cup, which is much more easily manipulated as you’re exiting a drive-thru than a flimsy French-fry bag. It even fits in a car cupholder.

They also got local musician Mark Mallman to write this jingle that manages to be fantastic and terrible at the same time.

Now you’ve got me craving those darn things. Do they still do the 6 pack and a pound deal? Might have to get this when I’m home in Iowa next time. Haven’t had Taco John’s in 15 years since I moved to CO.

I have once driven two hours (one-way) to get Potato Ole’s. I am not ashamed of this fact.  Don’t miss getting them with ranch.  It makes the best dipping sauce.