I really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wish Deadspin was still alive to see their take on this fight.

Yeah but he wouldn’t hit me because I’m not a woman.

If Mayweather could read this, he would be so mad at you right now.

I think I hate everyone involved in this.

“in many ways it’s the same game developer Insomniac has already made several times over”

I’m trying to think of a movie in which Mark Strong has appeared which wasn’t improved by his presence, and I’m coming up blank. He honestly might be one of the most reliable supporting actors in the movie business.

How Strong hasn’t been a Bond Villain yet eludes me.

I misread the headline as Val Kilmer Acquired by Amazon.

lol, what are you on? all three of them are super fun.

If you can complete the Dollmaker’s area, then the rest of the game should be comparatively less terrifying. However, with that said even by my outlook of “Resident Evil isn’t scary”, The Dollmaker is probably the most terrifying thing they’ve ever done in the series.  And I say that with zero hyperbole.

Oh man I’ve been there. Last time I moved I found a Wartortle card a friend had given me. I had totally forgotten about it, and it was worth $4.

Your dad is a stoner, isn’t he?

This is one of my favorite movies of all time. Part of it was the fact that I’m Indian, and I’ve ridden a train like that for an extended period of time, but the cinematography was incredible and the soundtrack as well.

I’m not sure if you are alluding to him writing Simpsons episodes, or that he belongs in a toxic waste barrel.

Hopefully Paul Rudd pops in for one last Mac and Me clip

Fifteen years ago, I rode an elevator with Rupert Murdoch. There was no one else on it. I briefly thought, “hey, I could murder Rupert Murdoch now and help the world.” There’s no way in hell I would have gotten away with it.

I once ran into Tucker Carlson. Like, literally. I was an intern on a show he was an occasional guest on. I was turning a corner, looking for him because there was an urgent call for him, and he turned the same corner at the same time coming the other way and we kind of collided. The look on his face was similar to…

That’s...um. That’s what this week’s episode of John Oliver’s show is addressing. I imagine there are also sports writers out there who are currently writing about a baseball game while mentioning (gulp) baseball players, baseballs, and bases.

The world already knows that there’s only one way to deal with Nazis and it ends with a gunshot in a bunker.

Lemme back you up a little here, because I’ve had to explain this to people before as well. For something to float, it has to weigh less than the amount of water it displaces. A flat object, such as a door, despite it’s wide area, would not displace enough water to float fully above water. It would sink to a degree,…