The only way I will accept this is if they are cancelling the main series early because they are just too excited to get to work on ‘Late Night with Alfie Solomons’.

McNab is an idiot. Master & Commander’s sound design alone is more hardcore than half the movies that have come out since.

I think it’s a fantastic movie but it’s definitely for Dads.

When they made it they were hoping it would be the start of a franchise - I think there’s at least a dozen books in the series it’s based on. It did well, but not enough to justify the cost of sequels (movies set on water are notoriously expensive and difficult shoots).

John Carter was goddamn delightful, and deserved so much better than it got.

Man from UNCLE deserved more than it got, certainly a sequel 

And this is exactly why I’ve always been open about my cannibalism.

Well, clearly SOMEONE grew up in a Romano’s Macaroni Grill family.

Olive Garden is the Sean Hannity of Italian restaurants: fake, bland, unoriginal, and certainly not worth the money. 

I mean I have over 100 hours in and am still having fun so it’s definitely well worth $60 for me. I’ll wait 6 or 8 months, do another playthrough and probably get another 100 hours out of it.

Sounds like the best way to go to me. I'm not one of those inspirational kids that fights cancer and wins. Go ahead and take me without a warning.

Steel is such a better character in every way to Cyborg. I wish DC had banked on him instead for the New 52.

In case anybody was wondering, the reason why I haven’t appeared in any DC superhero movies either is because of a separate, unrelated feud I’m having with Walter Hamada.

This sucks because as we all know Cyborg has been the lynchpin of the Justice League franchise for many, many, many years.

I got a Mandy tiger shirt for Christmas and I can’t wait to wear it somewhere where someone might actually know what it’s all about.

“Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho” is one of the most famous quotes.

...Which everybody knows was based on It’s a Wonderful Life.

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

The fuck!?!

Plus his dad is Darth Vader!