Cowboy Ninja Viking is a pretty clever comic about multiple personalities sharing a mind before Sense8 was even a thought. Very funny, very full of action.

God, Jimmy Carr’s technique is impeccable.

Of the many horrible things he said last night, one that stood out to me was when he threatened to withhold international emergency funds from UN countries that refused to vote with the United States.

A comfort animal guaranteed to distress everyone else.

It looks like the opposing team rushed to congratulate him, too, which is just good sportsmanship.

Do they have journalists in France?

I have a question. I’m not a big online gamer, and I had heard about needing to team up to take down some of the larger monsters. Is this still accessible as a one-player game?

I came here to say I would never fuck a sex doll, but then I saw that header image, and you know what, I might fuck THAT sex doll.

Michael, I’ve only managed to recently come across your writing over the last year or so, but I can confirm that you, also, are doing the Lord’s work.

Alaska Fighting Championship. Local MMA.

I’ve got two. I’ll start with the less awful one.

I saw other videos of his time in Japan, when he was flopping all over the ground, throwing Pokeballs at police officers and civilians and leaving dead fish in taxi cabs. He’s a cunt. Fuck him.

In that case, I hope he doesn’t .

I’ve been watching a lot of the archived episodes of WCW lately, and holy shit, I forgot how insane wrestling used to be.

+1 perfect pass

I laughed my ass off when Olaf came out. I got in that arena, and I swear I thought to myself, “Oh, geez, this is fancy. What, is a fucking bear going to come out or something.”

What do you want me to say? Some people get strawberry colored patches birthmarks, some people get an extra thumb.

Shadowboxer was not good. I was watching a bunch of terrible Cuba Gooding Jr films for a while for some reason, and I think my favorite was something like Hero Wanted? It also has Tommy Flanagan (Chibs from Sons of Anarchy).

Season One of True Detective: two detectives in Louisiana who are absolutely failures at life investigate a complex murder that involves people in high society, and at the end of the day, they’re unable to get everyone involved. Can possibly be construed as having supernatural elements (I choose to do so, but did not…

Yeah, he’s deformed. The rest of his race look human. This led to him being treated like shit by basically everyone, so he spent his time experimenting on himself to grow smarter/more powerful and now he kills whoever and whatever he wants to in pursuit of ultimate power.