Goop’s website has long been a repository of detoxifying foods complete bullshit

1. Having a 27-year-old EIC is a bad idea, full stop.

Not only that, but that user name is taken and has 27k followers.

People have been making that much money as professionals. All these people have done is cut out the middlemen and the gatekeepers. Power to them, I say.

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

Mary Magdalene would have had an OnlyFans.

I really want to partake in the fast food chicken sandwich wars but unfortunately I already know what happens when I eat one of these. The sodium levels are so high that I develop an unquenchable thirst that lasts for hours. Genesis 19 man, Lot’s wife. I get you.

I remember when their doughnuts were made on prem daily, they were good back then for sure.

With no parish fish fries this year, I’m expecting much longer drive-thru lines on Fridays.

That’s because they start out as regular fish, then as they age, one of their eyes literally migrates to the other side of their head so they can lie flat on their side and have both eyes facing up, but their mouth is still “sideways”. They’re basically an “improvised” flat fish.

The reason for the suing, probably, is because of America’s broken healthcare system. Her medical insurance won’t pay out to fix her scalp, she couldn’t afford the treatment before this doctor stepped in, so the only way to be able to pay the healthcare bills is to sue Gorilla Glue and hope they will pay for the…

I kind of love Cardi B’s nails. But I always think that if I had nails like that, I would stab myself in the pussy every time I tried to use toilet paper.

I feel like that painting is probably not that hard to replicate if you have someone directing your every stroke. It’s like when people come out of those “paint and sip” places with professional looking paintings but you know they couldn’t have come up with that on their own. Surely you need some artistic talent, but…

I don’t think she is getting rewarded. Not in any way I’d like to be anyhow.

Really? A quick google search of “teacher fired for racist comments” implies having a teaching degree does not impart any special wisdom. :)

It will absolutely work with basic cheddar! I try to never use any ingredients that cannot be purchased at the average American supermarket, and if I do use a specialty ingredient, it will be easily available online.

The shells will most definitely be greasy as hell when they come out of the oven, because all the fat…

This looks great! Can’t wait to make these.

I had to shave my hair off once (for difference reasons). I know that’s traumatic for some women, but I was able to find beauty in it. If that’s what she has to do I hope people don’t make a fuss; she doesn’t need that. And there are always wigs!

I would imagine that most of them have off-season caretakers who take care of the less savory aspects of home ownership, like emptying the septic tank.

He’s putting two-thirds of it right into savings, so he seems to be learning well.