100% of your Kinja accounts are fucking stupid.

Does it hurt, troll? Does it hurt to be that stupid?

“Tell your grandmother to move; I’mma whoop your grandmother’s ass.”

“She says I didn’t live in my apartment building because majority of people who live there are white,” Rashad says in a screen captured message.

A couple of Christmases ago, my wife and I drove two hours through traffic to see Misty Copeland in The Nutcracker at the Segerstrom in Orange County (and folks in LA know you don’t bother to go to OC without a good reason). It was amazing and I hate the Nutcracker. Really cool seeing so many black and brown girls…

This gives me an idea for my new business:

Cease & Desist, a boutique law firm specializing in intellectual property

So a person broadcast their xenophobic view when asked for unpopular opinions and people are this up in arms? Why am I pretending to be clueless as to why there was backlash?

Giving your opinion when asked for your opinion doesn’t insulate you from criticism for the opinion, even if the solicitation explicitly asked for an unpopular opinion.  

Tom Nichols is a dick.

Other purists will argue its because their hands are colder than a man’s hands, and that the warmth of the hands is a critical part of the sushi rolling process.

-Must be a regular

This case has major implications across many situations.  I’ve been following it since seeing Byron on the breakfast club.  

They’re certainly saying the quiet part out loud more and more since 2016.

So, I went and read through Taylor’s twitter thread, and there’s this:

I mean, I cringe through most of his material, but on some things, he’s not wrong.

I was just listening to a comedy bit about how the only good thing about TSA security was that it made airport dropoffs so much easier.  No parking, going to the gate, sitting and waiting for an hour and waving like a goof at the plane- just pull up, kick them out, and go.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Seriously, I have all the squirrels and acorns.  We even have hawks and owls that hunt them.  They’re really not a nuisance and I’d appreciate it if they’d take more of the acorns.

Why is this motherfucker approved & not grey? It’s a piece of shit troll that needs to be shut down.

Merrit Wever is incredible, and the fact that someone cast her and Toni Collette together (Unbelievable) is probably my favorite thing from this year.