A prank isn’t funny unless the person you played it on is laughing too.

Now that’s a good dad.  :)

My youngest was obsessed with the idea of April Fool’s Day when he was 5. I decided to play a prank on him. I saw it online. Put red Jello in a drinking cup with a straw inside. Tell your child there’s a glass of Hawaiian Punch on the counter. Watch as they try to drink the jello. I did this. He laughed. Then he ate…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

When these kids are grown up, I hope they put their parents in a third rate nursing home and never visit them, and use the money they saved to treat themselves to something nice.  

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

I’m rolling my eyes at those suggestions, too. And if these women do support other candidates, perhaps their experiences with Biden helped sway them toward other options?

Someone who cannot understand why women might feel demeaned by not being shown the same kind of respect for their personal space (particularly in professional settings!) that would naturally be extended to men doesn’t have the kind of judgment needed to be someone we can trust to see women as true equals.

I have a feeling I will be roasted for this, but so be it. I agree that Biden should acknowledge his behavior has made people uncomfortable and just stop it, however, I know several decent (older) men who still do odd things and it doesn’t register. I had a friend recently hit on me and then say “well, I figured if…

This is exhausting. There has been photographic evidence of this weird shit for years. Nothing could be more obvious, and yet he is going to make us all go through with hearing how it is FINE and women just need to toughen up or whatever is going to be said about someone you don’t know pulling bizarre moves like this.…

Maybe just an “I’ll stop doing that” would suffice here, Joe.

its in the “contract”, “wife must submit to blovation for 3 hrs = 3K$, 1K per hr

Can you believe that the Radical Left Democrats want to do our new and very important Census Report without the all important Citizenship Question.

Thank you! It’s not even difficult! People saying “ask permission first” are still missing the facts of power dynamics, people-pleasing, freeze response, and the pressure placed upon you to just accept unwanted physical contact. I'll say "no" and still have people argue and act wounded or angry that I don't want to be…

“Don’t touch the people you work with unless you are shaking hands, they are choking and you are giving them the Heimlich, or you are pulling them out of the way of an oncoming bus,” seems like such an easy rule to follow that I don’t understand why people don’t do it. I’m in the military, and I can’t remember the…

I doubt Melania cares if Trump eats a healthy diet. It’s more likely the dinners last for hours because Melania gets paid by the hour.

But they still do Wilmer Valderrama, right? I get partial credit. 

This Jojo girl’s hairline makes me weep. It’s almost nonexistent now, so just think of where it will be in 10 years. She is a little old to still be into all that Lisa Frank stuff but I think it’s kind of a nice change from the girls her age who plump up their lips and breasts to look older.  Also, I’m not ready for…

We can only hope the RBG gets the last laugh and outlives Trump. 

This is so weirdly adorable because she actually asked to play!