Only saw him in person once, at the Toronto Pride parade in 2019 I think it was...he seemed to be a pretty cool guy, and the friends that I visit up there generally seemed to like him.

As a fellow Canadian, I was really perplexed by the headline, I mean Pierre Pollivere is obviously the most punchable, followed by others like Steven Lecce in Ontario.

Geez your Red Deer is showing, you got this article because your Canadian but your  bias against Trudeau is seeped in this breakdown of a marriage rant. I’m surprised you didn’t mention “Freedom convoy” and “f@*k Trudeau” flag waving. 

As soon as I saw that stupid headline, I came here to say that. Trudeau has many faults but he’s the lesser of a lot of other evils in our political system. Poilièvre and Bernier are a helluva lot more punchable, not to mention a few premiers. 

Welcome to Jezebel.

I’m still kinda astonished that Pierre managed to date - while Prime Minister - Barbra Streisand, Kim Cattrall, and Margot Kidder. And Pierre was no spring chicken for those last two, but the man had the kind of charisma that could defeat a referendum on Quebec’s separation all by himself. 

You’re thinking of punching him right now. Admit it.

I’m sorry, but Pierre Poilièvre’s face is infinitely more punchable. It’s a scientific fact.

THIS would be Canada’s most punchable face. Kinja, I give you Pierre Poilievre — he’s Canada’s Trump and he’s using the Trump playbook in a bid to become Prime Minister. His supporters can’t even pronounce his name, much less spell it, so to help them out, you may refer to him as Lil’ PP (yes, his supporters would be…

Speaking as someone from Canada, I would have a reallllly hard time calling his face the “Most punchable”. I can think of atleassst.. half a dozen other politicians in government who are far more worthy of that title for the things that come out of their mouths on a regular basis. There’s a certain politician from New…

His parents were the least boring couple Canada ever had on Sussex. Pierre dated Kim Catrell and Barbara Streisand. His mom dated Jack Nicholson and partied with the Rolling Stones.

Is this writer a far-right shitposter? If so, how did they get hired by Jezebel?

They both posted the same message on their Instagram but do we know that she’s the one that decided to end things?

“Well, in the past we could rely upon simple limbic system rewards in order to procreate. But once you have birth control and abortions and what not, now you can still satisfy the limbic instinct but not procreate,” he said. “So, we haven’t yet evolved to deal with that because it’s all fairly recent in the last 50…

“No baby, I only procreated with her. I breed with you.”

The word you are looking for is “inhuman”.

“Barbaric” is what first comes to mind when I read shit like this. This is beyond sadistic. 

I can’t even come up with the right adjective anymore. Evil? Cruel? Disgusting? Careless? Crass? Abhorrent? Uncaring? Morally bankrupt? Morally corrupt? Racist? Misogynistic? Hateful? Craven? Feckless?

I hate to admit it but I’ve never related to Tucker Carlson more than when I saw his face trying to hold it together. It’s the same face I make when a stranger on the subway starts an insane monologue at me and I’m just trying to survive until my stop.

Can Zach Galifianakis use this as a green screen backdrop for a new show entitled, “Between two Despicable Primates?”