This one got me. My 10-year-old daughter does stuff like that. She’s always creating little crafts and drawings and letters and giving them to me. I mean, they suck because she’s 10, but I love them so much.
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Mommy culture is fucking disgusting. I don’t even understand what it accomplishes - you are truly the Most Mom because you had a natural water birth and your kid can’t even pronounce the word “sugar?” Good for you but it’s not like this is a video game where you get a high score for how Mom you are. You want to feed…
My sister in law is obsessed with hand sanitizer. We were out one day and she pushed hand sanitizer on everyone. Then her kid (18mo) licked the bottom of her shoe while glaring at her mother. I head to stop myself from cheering.
three weeks ago didn’t know the three branches of government
Ehhh it’s good for the immune system! That’s what I say every time I catch the youngest trying to lick a handrail or something, anyways.
Mom shamers can literally go fuck themselves with whatever healthy food they think is healthy only to find out a year later its not as healthy as they thought.
I cringe every time refers to themselves as “mama” in third person, “mama needs a snack” Gross
lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation.
Everything in moderation, my kids love these muffins. It’s fine. It’s all fine.
Glad he was OK with it, because being unwittingly dosed can be fucking terrifying, even if it's just THC.
Okay, I know I am a total square and They probably had tons of fun! And I am only going by the description written here because no one has time to waste their life with Jimmy Kimmel BUT, BUTTTTTTTT
The conversation I imagine her having soon:
women are someone’s daughters and sisters
thats what they used to say about Flappers and their silk stockings and later on about nylon pantyhose. The day we stop making women the moral gatekeepers of men is the day we wont need feminism anymore. BTW in my grandmothers day they also wore “leggings”, thick hand knitted stockings designed to keep your leggs and…
The comments to the letter are pretty great:
Why is this woman basically coming out and saying her eye was drawn to every legging-clad ass in the place? You’re in a place of worship; what exactly was your mind on? Did you suddenly just realize leggings exist in between prayers? Did Jeebus visit you in a lust-crazed vision braying about all the rampant camel-toe? …
I’m so sorry my love, and I relate. Last year my Mom ended up on life support with pneumonia for two and a half weeks. When she finally came around and had to have ‘the questions’ she also responded to the president question with UGH and when told she had to say it she said “I suppose it’s still fucking Trump unless…
In addition to how obviously Islamaphobic and xenophobic this is, it is also just such a mean-spirited and petty way to deliberately ruin what should have been a wonderful day for Rep Johnson-Harrell. I mean, she was there with her whole beautiful family, happy and excited and proud to get sworn in, and then this shit…
“except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care”
The Christian right loves to use public prayer as the loudest form of passive-aggression. Newsflash: everyone hears you loud and clear (except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care).