no. it's not working on me. still hate underwear. still wearing bathing suits, or going commando. i think my vagina has this whole "being a vagina" thing worked out. probably.

don't forget to vote. my dog is licking my feet while i research candidates. i've always, like, put off tests til the last second, lol.

i'd eat you, probably. ;)

p.s. like oh my god, like

UGH. so much love for this lady. *gnaws on waffle*

FYI i'm like, totally, laughing my like, face off at you. HAHAHAHAHAH lolz adding this to my BURN BOOK WOOOOOOOOOO

(and the fucks i give are 1. i know a taylor swift clone currently terrorizing philadelphia who tried to steal my boyfriend and knew like 5 more from the past before i knew who taylor swift was.

ok. cool. you're.....right.......

uhhhhhh did LD's lawyers just rapture this article?

is it not certified fact she's done this to people in her social circle or.....? i really don't know. i really don't give 2 many fucks about taylor swift.

But why hate both? You know what they are in relation to what you are so why can't you just let that be? What does it really matter? It's a Halloween costume & a twitter battle. It's more sad and pathetic that this is the way people start and settle conflicts now.

taylor swift is my worst nightmare. if i were an 18 year-old-girl and she were in the room & there was a boy present i was trying to impress, i'd save the time & just kill myself instead.

she is an evil genius. no doubt.

she's not really dead.

SHADE. a+.

fact: I hid this book from myself I was so afraid of it.

dude had(has?) plenty of secret profiles.

well well well

LIKE IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL ONE NIGHT & MEET GIRLS OVER FRIES & SHAKES.

also? this kinda reminds me of animal collective's "my girls".