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“Mr. Corleone insists on hearing bad news immediately.”

This lady sucks.

Ugh can we not make this the norm

Thank youuuuuu

This is the best advice so far - cosigned.

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Heres a thought: stop making this career path only accessible to the rich.

Looks like Aaron’s Party is finally over

I love pregnancy pause. It’s alliterative and redundant in a good way.

Holy shit. These are beautiful.

Women don’t find short men unattractive so much as they want a partner that makes them appear smaller/draws attention away from their presence. Insecurity, low self-esteem, etc.

My God...if Nicole Kidman doesn’t make Taylor Swift look like her hot mom. There is some Death Becomes Her magick going on here.

...wait do I know you

Im < age 30 and I wouldnt be fucking stupid enough to do this, and neither would my friends. The problem is these hoity toity NYC magazines ONLY hiring very hot and/or very rich young people who are also verrrrry stupid.

I worked a table at vans and lollapalooza!

I love beagles and have two so you are automatically right and I like you

Im ugly and charming/seductive so I have the dual benefit of getting the deed done and having nobody believe it. Suck on that egg!

This is the lamest, most elementary attempt at negging/reverse psychology I’ve ever seen.

He’s only gonna win because he’s fine and I’m OK with that.