running to this in like two seconds. thanks beytay.

I JUST WANT ERIN GLORIA RYAN TO KNOW THAT I WISH TO IMPRESS HER. JUST LIKE SHE TALKED ABOUT IN THIS BOOK CLUB DISCUSSION.

I STILL HAVE SOME OF THE BEANIE BABY ONES

shhhhhhh your work computer will hear you

that would be an interesting battle. whole foods vs. mcdonalds...........

oooooo you should pitch that one to whole foods

YEAH WHAT hashbrowns

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

holy shit this is kinda what my jack-o-lantern looks like. kinda EXACTLY. *Wants to attach photo but is too lazy*

i love mcdonalds. hear that mcdonalds!?!?!??! I LOVE YOU. just do better. "better" as in: don't put a mcdonalds on the Great Pyramids. don't put a mcdonalds at the top of mt. everest.

i love you.

I JUST made a joke about this yesterday!

nobody said his dick didn't get hard. ;)

so many stories. it's really hard to pick a moment that you say to yourself, "oh shit. i'm in new york."

when i lost 40 pounds my first semester because i had unlimited access to healthy food for the first time in my life and all anybody could ask me was Where I Got My Coke From

my friends warehouse "apartment" with stuffed animals hanging nefariously from the light fixtures & a landlord that projected CHER CONCERTS at 4am; watched while wearing his dirty bathrobe

the time i told my boyfriend-at-the-time i had cheated on him over dinner "as a joke" because i hadn't cheated on him & i was bored with our conversation over sushi

my first crave case from whitecastle AND my first batch of vegan superbowl wings from red bamboo

uhhhh the time i got chased four blocks at 5am after a night at BAM because the train was broken and i pet somebody's dog outside a mcdonalds

that time i thought i saw satan in the subway. (not cool)