oh god, please no more of these Guess-What-This-Thing-That-Made-You-Smile-Should.....wait for it....MAKE YOU FROWN.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THIS

I HOPE THIS IS THE REAL ALLEN MENTIONED IN THE REVIEW. *romantic butterflies*

STAHP is this the real allen talking to you on a thread like you don't know eachother!?!@??!?!!!?

i think you misconstrued my initial point as an attack on you and not words of support. although my tone was coming close to the tone people used with me when i complained about microagressions based on my size, in hindsight.

i have a beagle and she is about to hop in the shower with me because that is her thing, apparently. dog bless dogs.

nobody said shit about remaining silent. i'm from philadelphia; born and bred loud cunt to anybody who crosses me. trust.

we do all feel this way from time to time, this is true. But we must also see the usefulness in modifying our reactions to bullshit by ceasing to react so much. Sometimes cruelty can make you burst into tears without reason or warning but i try to avoid letting this stuff run my life. I wasted a lot of time being…

Just kidding. Play on playa but seriously, do your HW & eat your greens.

10 is past your bedtime miss misspants. AND you have an awful lot of homework to finish! Stop wasting time on Jezzie and get to work! Those brussel sprouts wont eat themselves!

it was good if you appreciate really well done costumes and acting and a strong social message with a historically accurate narrative. But everyone thinks they're daria or some other sardonic genius so its not a popular movie to admit liking. The OITNB shoutout didnt help.

There is that turkey store in brooklyn called jiveturkey and it is DELICIOUS. Or was? i'm gonna research that one and see if it still exists.

I smell a major rebranding a-coming. ALLPeople Magazine, anyone? Another Lupita cover? Another 500 Lupita covers and some hail lupitas to boot?

i read this as DOOOOOOOGGGGgGS at first which is equally if not more satisfying

you'll never understand how or why? Because dongs.

You spelled anonymous wrong, Shane.

?!?!? I used to love the gas chamber music.

gee, this pending approval thing sure is a great way to censor people you dont agree with or feel make you look back. ME-OW JEZEBEL. Me-OW.

these clowns dont deserve ANYBODY's time of day. Im over it and i want this post replaced with a video of emma's speech because too many people are gonna read and focus on this drama nonsense than the message itself. #heforshe

#BAN4CHAN FROM JEZ FRONT PAGE