STOP POSTING GARBAGE ABOUT 4CHAN. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT 4CHAN AND NEVER WILL.

I was a writer for the Playwickian/Editorials Editor 2003-2006. I had my own column called 'Robnett's Rants', which I'm sure I'd be MORTIFIED to read if somebody ever dredged up past copies.

And as i mentioned in a previous post, i literally have cysts (i prefer 'horns') on my head that would probably prove prohibitive for a standard issue helmet—even with my head shaved.

I'm reading Anthony Swofford's new book as we speak you rude dipshit.

if that legacy isnt enough for the dudebros at the top to change helmet design to accommodate women who are literally foaming at the mouth to get in the shit and make a difference then fine, fuck it. Blast eachothers' dicks to shreds in your little makeshift playgrounds of death for centuries to come! Things could be…

dont you ever fucking lecture me on what or who Delta Force is like i cant read a fucking book as fast as you can lift bullshit from wikipedia to back up your misogyny.

Ughhhhh worst. You are the worst. I have the filter but it wouldnt fit in my camera frame easily so dont worry, im still protected against chemical, biological, and nuclear agents.

That being said, you know i have a fucking point about our military being LOADED and if those engineers (predominantly men) wanted to draw up the schematics for a helmet to fit a male or female head with hair, they damn well could.

its as if men like you joined the military so you could spend the rest of your life being glib, know-it-all assholes sitting in bars talking loudly about how you've "seen some shit" dropping jargon and looking over the head of whoever youre boring to see if those babes across the room have noticed you yet.

oh, fuck you. Get a sense of humor.

it looks so much prettier with my hair down though dont you think?

i heard a talk on npr about the beheaded journalist video; it was a colleague of the deceased begging those who hadn't known him not to watch it. luckily, i had already decided nick berg in 2004 was enough for me. one beheading video enough for a lifetime.

uh....i think the police probably have your nudie pics. SAME DIFFERENCE?!

YAS

i saw the photos too, and my heart simultaneously ripped in two but also swelled with a little bit of pride. my girl looks GOOD! i hope they all know they look amazing and can shrug their shoulders and say, "so what?" it breaks me to imagine any of these women experiencing shame for the bodies they were born with.

*applause*

you are a poet

oH MY GOD I LOVE THAT SCENE

right? Back in the 80s, a show like girls wouldve had a black equivalent. Nobody would feel the need to call lena dunham a racist. Now its like THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

I wrote this same thing in an editorial for the newspaper IN HIGH SCHOOL and everybody thought i was a hyper-sensitive, overly critical nutjob. Lucky jezebel exists for future generations of people with brains.