i just looked up phosphene because you are the only comment i'm received in days and WOW! ultra-groovy reference. when i was a little girl i used to apply pressure to be eyeballs before bed so i could see pretty patterns. stopped when i went blind for nearly two minutes once upon a time, haha. i also used to get auras…

oh dear lord. be still my heart.

your cats are cock-blocking you, dude. get out of the house. make eye contact with a hot stranger and LIVE YOUR LIFE.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i like strutting my stuff sometimes, yeah, and it's bestial and borderline gross and ewwwwwwwwww. but also hilarious? that's sex for you. *Shrug*

someone with a blow up doll fetish will have a lot of fun with this girl. if she's into mind games? even better. she looks like she was grown in a lab. 0_0

cool. i'm sure she's a great girl, and i'm sure she'll only get better as she grows up.

i really like your ying yang though i had a slammer like that once.

one mercy star

I went to get drugs from a neighbor's house and their boa wrapped itself around my arm for like two hours. Nobody knew what to do and i just sat there high and giggling nervouslu. Awkwardddddd party pets.

i know people like this and almost got the shit eaten out of me by their doberman. Scariest moment of my life. Their pitbull is a sweetie though and frequently jumps up to plant a kiss on my cheek every time i see her. <3

I live in philly and i was driving down girard ave. late at night. stopped at a red light, three black chicks amble up to my window. they appear drunk. they are from camden, in town for a show.

there is literally no way kendall jenner is a good person. UGH.

i feel like a lot of them are weird social experiments conducted by shadowy agencies/figures to figure out how many people are obsessively, elliptically pining for a person they're in love with that they haven't talked to in months or years or decades, etc.

ugh they are trying so hard to be deep and twin peaks in the beginning.

this is so good. did you ever read sideways stories from wayside school? and sammy wearing all those smelly raincoats turns out to be a dead rat? thats like kendall jenner.

IWAS BORN THIS WAY *sobs*

BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE TWO LARGE GROWTHS ON MY HEAD RESEMBLING HORNS.

YOU K NOW, HUMAN HEADS THAT COME WITH HAIR AND SHIT. WHAT WOULD THE ARMY SUGGEST I DO ABOUT THE TWO LARGE HORNS PROTRUDING FROM MY SKULL

YOU'RE TELLING ME A MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WORTH TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS CAN'T FUCKING DESIGN HELMETS THAT FIT HEADS