he followed me on twitter recently and i was absolutely smitten from there.

i just saw frozen for the first time so i appreciate this reference.

iggy azalea is like the draco malfoy of the rap game.

i know right? "never a sex pot." get real.

i am 26 now and all i can say is: fuck.

ok, getting old is scary in a patriarchal society that only deems you worthy for as long as people want to fuck you.

she was a lovely person i was just woefully unprepared to host as many people as i did thus already anxious + altered state. i ended up passing out for like 4 hours in my basement bedroom then rejoining the party for a round of mario kart as though nothing had happened, lol. i'm certain she understood.

word

if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

i personally maintain my thigh gap so i can properly pack heat.

".....But just making it to the cusp of adulthood before your first gang-rape charge is not exactly an accomplishment...."-genius mcgenius

".....But just making it to the cusp of adulthood before your first gang-rape charge is not exactly an accomplishment...."

literally are you from neptune lolololololol

LOL where are you from

like pinatas with candy inside! we just want the candy. read: touchdowns.

*Applause*

ugh endo sounds like the worst. i had a house party where a girl with endo cornered me to smoke a bong and describe her symptoms/experiences/etc. i had already had a healthy (unhealthy?) amount to drink so combined with the bong smoke and my sympathetic nature it was.....a disaster. i remember knowing i was going to…

me too. more about the going-ons of carrie brownstein.

blake lively, gwenyth and beyonce are plotting some weirdo Virgo triumvirate to take over the world. like some Virgo sorority & their symbol is VVV