....but i know i took a shower!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

will everyone just stop pretending this flawless, symmetrical creature is anything less than a human work of art? just stop. it's like people who argue women look better without makeup. women don't look better without (well-applied) makeup.

see that "true victim of discrimination" part is what scares me and makes me concerned for his mental health. somebody like ann coulter, for instance.....or fuck, even thoughtcatalog editors....knows that rage is the fuel that keeps their publishing/public appearances/publicity machine going. after a few years of…

the man who lives inside me as defined by carl jung and liz lemon gets the hugest hard-on for kim kardashian. i'm a blonde, blue-eyed gal but i cannot get enough of that woman. she is perfect!

guys, i hate to tell you this, but you're not in a "better position" when the majority of the reasonable world hates and is embarrassed by you. no matter the money. you are in existential hell, no matter how many racists pledge their financial support.

he looks like he's playing an instrument<3

WOMEN HAVE BEEN BORN AND BRED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO SENSE AND PROTECT YOUNG FROM DANGER. WE ALWAYS KNOW. WE ALWAYS FUCKING KNOW. TELL YOUR HUSBAND THIS.

NEVER, EVER, FORGET YOU ARE A WOMAN AND THEREFORE ALWAYS RIGHT IN THE RELATIONSHIP. DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING FORGET.

omg be still my heart

i actually think you sound poor so dont feel too bad lol

oh shit this was snark? i actually think she sounds poor. *shrug*

the "z" in "ladiez" denotes inclusion.

sex with a referee present to make sure said sex is "fair" and consensual. quite useful for groups of rowdy, randy teens and the sexually inexperienced.

when you're on the golf course and you decide to put it in the hole *wink wink*

WHAT ARE ANUS CRAMPS. WHAT.

i don't think it makes me look weak as much as it makes me look like a badass werewolf you shouldn't fuck with.

this law is a concern-trolling, sexist prank. everyone has the occasional case of itchy/bleeding/oozing genitals that requires a day of rest on the couch whether it be from a period or an STD or your own body attacking itself. there should be no exception for men or women, and everyone should get the same number of…

those venue people are morons. paper lanterns are a huge fire hazard! unless a fire-in-the-barn scenario was part of the ceremony....? HAHA congrats on the beautiful wedding/marriage.

i'd advise, in addition to whatever topical/oral/prescribed meds youre taking to invest in some desert essence tea tree oil face wash OR the pure TT oil itself. and some coconut oil. the tea tree works both as an astringent and moisturizer and it will get your ph balance on POINT after a few short weeks without any…