cystic acne does suck. i suffered it, along with all my siblings and my 38 y/o (at the time) mother. accutane was the only thing that worked, and we had such an entrenched family history of shit skin that our derm wouldn't even bother with all the other stuff. unfortunately, accutane has become widely unavailable to…

people are ultra-squeamish over anything to do with their more intimate body parts and most doctors discourage implantation for conservative, ideological reasons. it's a hot load of bullshit. i suffered YEARS of bad HBC side effects and now i can have unlimited, unprotected sex with my boyfriend whenever i want. it's…

i feel like this headline could be improved with a mention of the "i like turtles" kid. example: this kid is the best thing since 'i love turtles' kid.

AND EATS YOU AFTERWARDS at a sexy cannibal bbq

9/10; point deducted for hideous paper lanterns.

can comic books just go away forever. fuck. i hate all of this so much.

i would get a can of bengal and a bengal cat, just for good measure.

FUCK

since i'm listening to "georgia on my mind" right now i christen this cockroach "georgia". or "ray charles". take your pick.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is seriously so genius thats all the ghosts are trying to say!!!! redecorate! redecorate now!

YOU RULE

...i just happen to know that the push from the professional community tends to be ideologically based—meaning doctors and nurses and such are prone to more conservative views that dictate they discourage women from getting an IUD if they aren't married and don't have children. since that's a load of sexist bullshit,…

what implants are you talking about? like the ones they put in your arm? i'd consider it if it was a cheaper alternative. i got my IUD implanted courtesy Obamacare; if i'm forced into something else for financial reasons i'll do it if the statistics are that favorable.

i was 23 or 24 at the time i got mine in. no kids and no prior pregnancies that i'm aware of. i scheduled my appointment at 8am so i was barely awake. doctor tried to steer me out when i mixed up the names of hormonal vs. non-hormonal brand. i was too young; too stupid; too ill-prepared etc. my cervix was already…

you know what ellie goulding should hate more than pizza? her shitty-ass, unforgivably boring and bland fucking music.

nope right back at you! there are hormonal and non-hormonal varieties of iuds.

nuvaring gave me severe bladder ulcers that made having sex debilitating. so fun! (not)

my mom and my aunt both spat out multiple IUD's so i was worried the same would happen to me. i also didn't want to get mirena because i am prone to severe migraines. i ended up getting it anyway and luckily, neither has happened over the past 2 and a half years. i've deduced that the rejection (from my mom and aunt…

i actually feel more bad for them that they have to go through life that dumb.