you're making a strong case but you're also implying that a vagina is worth as much or less than a designer bag.

do any of these people donate to goodwill? you know, with the trashbags out on the steps or stoop or porch or whatever for collection? because FUCK if i don't move to houston and start volunteering for that job.

lol cant wait til the discrepancy between the rich and the poor in this country is so large that all i need to do is steal a fucking bag from these people and i can make my rent

ALSO, LADIES: IUD. SAY IT WITH ME. I.U.D. GET ONE IMMEDIATELY. EVERY OTHER FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL IS HOT HORSESHIT.

this is really, really, really not good. see: what right-wing wackadoos did to completely wipeout accutane from the market. (which is, by the way, the ONLY FUCKING WAY to cure certain types of acne and spare people the trauma of walking around with a pizza explosion on their face)

bow down

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is all true isnt it

luckily, if you're working for a large enough corporation, their profits will be reported by the media. you'll know if they're stiffing you. if this isn't the case, my only advice is this: make good friends with accounting.

my boyfriend and i have been talking about this sort of thing a lot recently, as i've been unemployed for awhile.

megan fox is a bad bitch. she was born gorgeous. she knows more than all of us about love and hate and obsession and envy. she doesn't give a fuck. she knows exactly what she is and you're exactly right: she done checked out of this bullshit loooooong ago.

yo for real i turned down a free flight to boston because of this shit. flying wasn't bad pre-internet. (and not THE REAL internet but the internet as we know it now in its current wave and you KNOW what i mean)

this is so true. they're descended from raptors, no doubt. and lets be serious, they look like stormtroopers! stormtroopers with reptilian/bird brains. stay far, far away.

hahahahahahahah something like this happened to me before. i'll write it into a wildly famous YA book series one day. i'm too tired right now.

everyone knew this was going to happen. what a fucking disappointment.

it really is as good as people say.

for real what the fuck chenille fabric negligee 90s nightmare is this even from

you know i am kinda WHYing this too but then i was like, you know what, i wish this was cool and acceptable beach fare. because my upper arms are fucking fat and one of the most flattering tops i ever owned was a maroon peasant top (!?!?!?!?) from american eagle in 8th grade. because it had those sleeve poofs that…

my nipples are probably aligned in a similar way. wide set boobs & broad shoulders on a relatively thin frame is a thing. *sigh*

ALL OF THIS IS PERFECT FOR PHILADELPHIA. ALL OF IT.

i like this site a lot, mostly because it pisses my oldest brother off to no end in a NO BOYS ALLOWED hung on the door sort of way. i can imagine myself and most of the people on this site sitting in a busted old treehouse smoking a blunt or getting together to steal the boys' clothes while they're swimming. it's got…