& by harassed i mean they were just trolling me with photoshopped images/amalgams of people i knew and i counter-trolled and so on and so forth. it was relentless. all coded speech, all jokes, typical bullshit. one of them finally PMed me and was like, dude, you need to be careful. a few weeks later my phone was…

no SHIT. really?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH MY AQUA PILATES INSTRUCTOR HAD ONE ON HER WRIST LAST WEEK LOVE HERRRRR we are basically coordinating, between her scrunchie and my early 90s one piece.

edie was 30 times more vibrant and exciting and special than this flavorless, filthy lipsmacker found melted in an old purse.

lollllllllllll

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT LANA DEL RAY:

YES

someone linked me to a fucking RACISM LISTICLE a few days back and i was seeing flames. FLAMES.

me tooooooooooo ugh love you.

I LOVE YOU

oKAY

not to mention you can be all muscle and medically defined obese for weighing outside your height category.

you know what is also bad for your internal organs? being alive. the passage of time.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

see you'd probably pop off some kids in the latter because playboy told you too. then you'd get an expensive divorce when you realized she was dumb as a brick and her pussy tasted like menthol cigarettes.

yeah.....no. almost.

my fault? NO FUCKING WAY. disney's fault. the boat people's fault. fuck, johnny depp's fault. everyone's fault but my own and a fat settlement check please so i can spend the rest of my life floating down the Mississippi on a houseboat.

lol literally how removed from humanity are you that you actually believe this.

the best sex i've ever had has always been with a person or people that are completely removed from my social/political/economic class. not the best way to word that but whatever. for example: somebody who had no precedent for my presence in their life and vice versa. the encounter was so novel, spontaneous or random…

fair enough.