"Nobody deserves that. Straight, gay, purple, pink, white, black. Nobody...There will never be another T, you couldn't clone her, couldn't mold her."

my new facebook status. thank you!

yeah you know on second thought the thought of a dude doing that is kinda bad. i am a pretty blonde girl in a sapphire blue car. i guess it's not as daunting when i do it lol

he aight. his red-rimmed eyes are a little too crack happy for me and the cheesy christmas looking tattoos could be better. the rest is essentially my boyfriend.

i do aqua aerobics too! isn't it the best?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK i cannot stop gushing about aqua boxing.

that is a lovely sentiment but a lot of fat people working out (particularly women) find it problematic, in my experience. may i suggest something more fun? cue up "eye of the tiger" on your ipod or a similarly motivating song on your stereo and blast it while you drive-by/near. its less intrusive and if the person…

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idiots. they're finished.

this person and others have been claiming i'm not myself and any information i provide is "stolen" by a third party. this small army of wackadoos was so adamant i actually got contacted by gawker/jezebel's comment moderator to verify that i am, in fact, myself. we had a good laugh over it but it's disturbing…

this can all be settled if we could just check the interior of the common rooms: whichever has a persian rug with cherub imagery is kanye's house.

it certainly hasn't changed the catholic church.

yeah. this is a fairly common kink, no?

fact: me and draco have the same birthday. kanye, draco and myself are all geminis.

his first top 40 radio hit WAS a song featuring a ray charles sample though. (i don't count through the wire)

shit that's what i meant. i was thinking of the time i got sorted into hufflepuff BY THE OFFICIAL HARRY POTTER ONLINE SORTING HAT. -.-

big mistake. kanye is a hufflepuff! think gilderoy lockhart!

HAHAHAHAHAHA i remember my mom crouching next to me while i sat on the toilet trying to get one of those teen tampz in and i was petrified. and she just kept egging me on, like, "one day you'll be able to do this with your eyes closed!" which i could just NOT picture at all. her other way of "Reassuring" me was…

dude way to go for embracing ampons immediately in an effort to save a vacation. i don't believe i could've been as brave.

i like that your period only shows up around water. maybe youre at risk for death by drowning and your body knows it in some freaky precognitive way.