when i found out one of my most beloved ex-boyfriends had contracted HIV, i wrote it on a mirror in the steam from my shower in an airport hotel bathroom: "MIKE HAS HIV." that was the first and only time i cried about it. hugs.

ugh dear god why do people discussing sexual fetishes on the internet ALWAYS get bossy and use phrases like "textbook definition"? chill.

what? fructose, lactose and glucose are all sugars aka carbs found in fruit, dairy and grain respectively. what fruits and veggies are you talking about? celery? i'm confused.

I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS A GIF. rap battles are amazing. (and in the spirit of GoT i almost wrote "rape battles" accidentally. ick)

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YES now we can start ignoring him. finally.

buuuut in defense of the EWWW headline this DID happen to my mom's best friend. her uterus fell out after her 8th. this is a real thing. you can only re-stuff sausage casing so many times. *shrugs*

this is like my mother. she is a cancer with a cancer moon and one of her biggest regrets in life is passing up doing a surrogate stint for a friend. some women just love having babies. *shrugs*

i love that you saw cuckolding as a possible explanation but i was thinking this might be a genuine case of the WOMAN being the cuck and the dudes games coming back to haunt him.

if this concerns freedom to express emotions, my boyfriend is more than aware of how i feel on a regular basis. and we occasionally employ "sexy jealousy" as a precursor to sex but nothing outside the realm of fantasy.

but it is. secretly thinking your girlfriend is fat and ugly and beneath you YET STICKING WITH HER anyway because she soothes your pathetic, fuckboy maggot ego is evil. i hope he catches her fucking the shit out of the 6'4 dude on his pillow.

really? stifling boredom and insecurity? occasional jealousy due to IMAGINED trysts is worse than sitting up all night sobbing because you know the fucking is ACTUALLY going to happen or already did?

jesus god no. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHY FLUFFYKITTY. whyyyyyyyyyyyy

that he made her cry like that....just, ugh. that made me so angry.

yeah. i have been in the middle of open relationships like this and yoga nerd is on the money.

i think it's particularly evil that he hates her body so much. that shit is just.....evil. evil evil evil. why are you with someone YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK? only men do this shit. it's so stupid.

LOL love

YOU'VE LOST. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

also jlo is trying so hard to be beyonce it's insane.... like, "I WAS THE ORIGINAL BEYONCE; I CREATED HER" kinda thing.

that is because nobody likes jlo or pitbull and their careers are probably subsidized by the government so hispanics don't complain too much about lack of diversity in the biz.