everyone on this thread is the kind of person i want to have tea with.

LOL at eyelash extensions i quite possibly love you & need to be your best friend

viola davis <3

aha! found.

i've been googling like crazy but can't find the answer: what is this spray? is it semen? urine? or a wonderful bouquet of both like the elusive female squirt? is this "don't eff with me" spray something specific to animals or....?

oMGGGGGG i used to have something like this from pacsun i believe!?!?!? they were blue sugar brand flip-flops. it was like this weird mud-foam material and it was so squishy and delightful like walking through a swamp. ugggggh but then a bunch of 8th grade boys heisted them after a particularly rough game of boys…

also have a pair of cork heels like this but they are purely decorative to up my apartments swag-factor in case of visitors. same with my underwear collection. 0_0

saw some girl trip and fall on these today in philly. everyone on the street just stopped and shamelessly guffawed her way, except myself of course.

OH MY GOD THIS RULES. NORMCORE IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN EVER.

IT'S LIKE THEY PAY SOMEONE TO GO AROUND SMEARING CHILLI DOGS AND HUMMUS ON THE TOILET SEATS or maybe just actual human shit because what else would you expect? it's coney island.

a facebook what friend request? what the fuck?

for the sake of this thread lets assume she is pooping

spot a rat is always a good game to play. upwards of 5 rats is something to write home about i'd say.

LOL cheesy mom vs. real mom. my mom is the gross QUEEN. she has told me stories of sucking snot out of my nose when i was an infant because she lost the aspirator or w/e it's called.

HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

better yet, how'd they react to childbirth? don't women shit themselves sometimes? i would keep that gang out of the hospital.

btw, later found out the male giraffes smell and drink the urine to test if the female is ovulating. ah, nature. giraffe golden showers for all.

oh man, the zoo is a goldmine for stuff like this.

keeping america great. is it just me or do all men have weird activities like this that they secretly obsess over? my boyfriend spraypaints. my dad built an elaborate dog run in the woods behind our house for our new dog. NOT A WORD SPOKEN to either me or my mother until i stumble upon this wonderWorld on my own one…

no way. this is the kind of things dads all across america do unironically to keep our country great.