so much cleavage! i guess she took rosie's advice.

i applaud you for divulging this but i'm also scared for you to the point where i would suggest you delete this account.

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i think if i ever went to coachella i would wear ICP makeup just to fuck with everyone

i actually also hated this. And on easter sunday guys? Stick to the book's script. Rape isnt a superbowl primetime event.

can everyone please stop pretending to give a shit about this.

also-glad LAlohan revealed the miscarriage. this blog and many others have been WAY too rough on her and it's exactly the kind of bullshit i can't tolerate. shes a good egg.

OH MY GOD! i was prescribed keflex (cefalexin) after i had to get stitches in my buttcrack (long story) and i TOO had an allergic reaction. nothing too serious if i remember; just racing heart and a weird rash on my body. it's definitely not worth cancelling an entire tour for an allergic reaction that mild but maybe…

anything made in mspaint gets a blue star from me.

dear god, if you read fanfic past the age of 15 you are a damaged person. fanfic is horrible.

THIS WHOLE LIST=BLASPHEMY

guys can we stop fighting about this and just fill this thread with pics of our own butts?

matisse you dipshit. smh.

as soon as i read "for the attention of men" i heard "flawless" in my head lol

you know, i am of the "her ass is fake" camp but then i remember the distribution of fat cells around my stomach that make it possible for me to park in expectant mother spaces when i'm feeling lazy and i reconsider.

thank you. that shit is fake.

YES.

i

my life

can you smack this unibrow hair off my face