wHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR A FLOWER CROWN ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE BEES STING YOUR EYEBALLS...!?!?!?!?!? BEE PHOBIA WOULD LITERALLY NOT ALLOW THIS ON MY BODY EVEN IF I LIKED THE FLOWER CROWN.

wHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR A FLOWER CROWN ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE BEES STING YOUR EYEBALLS...!?!?!?!?!? BEE PHOBIA WOULD LITERALLY NOT ALLOW THIS ON MY BODY EVEN IF I LIKED THE FLOWER CROWN.

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coachella is so popular even my ingrown unibrow hair knew it was happening. at least i didn't have to purposefully plaster a bindi inbetween my eyes.

the internet was invented for this story to be told.

last time there was a blood moon a coworker split his foot open and the first thing i saw upon walking in was his lone boot filled to the brim with blood and blood smears all over the stairwell and halls. i thought somebody had been murdered.

except when you do it to someone like me who has graduated to Bitch 212 and subsequently throws some verbal acid in your face when you try that shit infront of my boyfriend at the post-shift bar crawl.

bergdorfs didn't have to fire the person. that was the dick move.

sorry that came out a little crass for the ladies' locker room. but you know what i'm saying. good luck regardless!

except you might as well be a pile of pharoah's bones because 22 is ancient pussy in hot rich young millionaire years. it's like dog years, but for sex.

the mariah spot is a gem. there is no doubt in my mind she pays people to stock her house w/ early 90s newspapers, magazines and toys while a 24/7 loop of her TRL episode plays on a 30 foot tall big screen tv. she refuses to move with time. i love her.

our dispute has less to do with the industrial food complexes that produce meat. i agree with you: those highly mechanized systems are detrimental to the environment. maybe its because i grew up in close proximity to lancaster county (amish country) and essentially grew up between two horse farms, but i am not opposed…

i could never kill an animal, even for my own consumption, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't accept food from someone else who has. i agree with you that their can be obscene aspects to watching people eat meat, especially high processed cow slurry and stuff like hotdogs.

except i DO get fat off of carbs without protein.

UGH

i'm not trying to be mean i just feel like time is passing too quickly. *drinks own tears out of a crystal glass*

he's probably at least 100.

mr feeny is probably dead, right?

how can this site publish something blasting lindsay lohan—who has been a victim of this very sort of thing from the beginning—and then laud the 13 year old surfer girl that has the benefit of relative perspective?

this is actually an excellent point. if i were ever in this woman's situation, i would immediately go to the nearest church and explain the situation. they almost all have daycare centers/air conditioning/etc. there are so so so so many solutions to this problem. however, i've been left in a car before with my two…